Between writing my recent Reorg Stress Series and receiving some understandably pointed comments from a government-related association, I got a bit fired up. Sometimes this can bring out my lyrical-satirical-cynical side. Maybe my words will help fire-up some folks. Please share with others. Enjoy!


The Reorg Rag (with apologies to no one)

By Mark Gorkin, LICSW, "The Stress Doc" ™
stressdoc@aol.com; www.stressdoc.com


It can't happen here, I have too much to do…
Who took my desk and chair, my computer, too?
They can't replace me -- the Branch Techno-file.
What do you mean I'm still in denial?

Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Why does it feel I've been fragged?
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Maybe I'm just on a jag
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
I'm still on the Reorg Rag!


Rejoice, you're employed…so they've frozen your pay
And put on your backs the recovery.
Two free weeks furlough to re-"leave" your stress
What a friend you have in the 112th Congress!

Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag
Why do I just want to gag?
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Whatever happened to my swag?
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag
I'm still on the Reorg Rag!


You'll "Do more with less," when "There's no 'I' in team"
So "Dress for Success," then become "lean-and-Mean."
Keep reading those posters, your glass is half full
Though, beware "going postal" in the face of this bull.

Ignore the slacker; just take up his load
Put in for a transfer; oops, no off ramp for this road.
The boss is a bully; the "Old Boys" turn an eye
You're getting an ulcer -- such a "nice gal or guy."

Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag
Why has life become a drag?
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag
Should I raise that white flag?
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag
I'm still on the Reorg Rag!


Now you've had enough, playing Raggedy Ann
Start calling their bluff; draw a line in the sand.
You are a survivor; just never forget
To bring out your "Inner Rambo or Rambette!"

So "Do know your limits; don't limit your 'No's"
There's life beyond widgets; you've taken their blows.
Separate from the mob, you've surpassed your quota
And have kept your job…but now in North Dakota!

Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Once again in a trick bag.
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Back into the old gulag
Reorg Rag, Reorg Rag,
Forever on the Reorg Rag!

© Mark Gorkin 2010
Shrink Rap ™ Productions


Mark Gorkin, MSW, LICSW, "The Stress Doc" ™, a Licensed Clinical Social Worker, is an acclaimed keynote and kickoff speaker as well as "Motivational Humorist & Team Communication Catalyst" known for his interactive, inspiring and FUN programs for both government agencies and major corporations. In addition, the "Doc" is a team building and organizational development consultant. He is providing "Stress and Communication, as well as Managing Change, Leadership and Team Building" programs for the 1st Cavalry Division and 13th Expeditionary Support Command, Ft. Hood, Texas and for Army Community Services and Family Advocacy Programs at Ft. Meade, MD and Ft. Belvoir, VA. A former Stress and Violence Prevention Consultant for the US Postal Service, The Stress Doc is the author of Practice Safe Stress and of The Four Faces of Anger. See his award-winning, USA Today Online "HotSite" -- www.stressdoc.com -- called a "workplace resource" by National Public Radio (NPR). For more info on the Doc's "Practice Safe Stress" programs or to receive his free e-newsletter, email stressdoc@aol.com or call 301-875-2567.