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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."... More...

For 30 years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss... More...

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a... More...

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I ha... More...

The Dumbest Questions Asked of HR by CEOs Q: Can I issue a policy that no women should be hired for this position? A: How about waiting until next week? The legal defense funds are a little low now. Q: How much money do I make? A: Too ... More...

Wife Needs Help Carlson goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and ha... More...

Whatever Happened to Ben? Two advertising executives were having lunch and talking. The young exec trainee said to the older, wiser man, “Where has Ben Harris been hanging out? I haven’t seen him for a while.” The seni... More...

Famous Marketing Screw Ups 1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." 2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Not... More...

YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ... You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket Your company logo ... More...

TO ALL EMPLOYEES Due to increased competition and a keen desire to remain in business, we find it necessary to institute a new policy: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY We are asking that somewhere between starting and quitting time and without infrin... More...

Young Gordy lived in Vancouver and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up saying, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Gordy replied, 'Well, then ju... More...

"The Boss Tells Some Jokes" The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbl... More...

A young man was hired by a supermarket and reports for his first day of work. The manager greets him with a hearty handshake and smile, hands him a broom and says, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "Sweep the sto... More...

An American consultant was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and a... More...

"The Speech" The CEO of a large company was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. A few days later when the CEO returned from the big event, he was furiou... More...

Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess... More...

Who is the Boss? The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that d... More...

Training for Management A man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "I want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the man a... More...

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of... More...

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Colonel Sanders: Damn, I missed one! Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its domi... More...

Job Placement Test Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. ... More...

************************************************* FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2003 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party w... More...

Top New Year's Resolutions for the computer addict: 10. I will try to figure out why I need all those separate email addresses. 9. I will stop checking my email at 3am; 4:30am is much more practical. 8. I will answer my snail~mail with the... More...

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3... More...

80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way t... More...

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