Lynn Lievonen

Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff <br />
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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." <br />
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Windows shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."<br />
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Company softball team downsized to chess team.<br />
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Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.<br />
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Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."<br />
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Company president now driving a Hyundai.<br />
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Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat Booth.<br />
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Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass by.<br />
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Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.<br />
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Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet.<br />
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Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.<br />
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