Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff


CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."

Windows shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

Company softball team downsized to chess team.

Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.

Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."

Company president now driving a Hyundai.

Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat Booth.

Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass by.

Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet.

Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.