Lynn Lievonen

<strong>You're in big trouble</strong><br />
I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... <br />
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...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. <br />
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...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. <br />
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...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." <br />
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...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. <br />
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...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend. <br />
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...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record. <br />
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...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract. <br />
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...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work. <br />
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...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. <br />
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...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry." <br />
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...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job. <br />
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...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes. <br />
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...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets. <br />
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...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.