Lynn Lievonen

<strong>DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS</strong><br />
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1. When you take a long time, you're slow.<br />
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.<br />
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2. When you don't do it, you're lazy.<br />
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.<br />
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3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.<br />
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.<br />
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4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.<br />
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.<br />
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5. When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.<br />
When your boss does it, he's being firm.<br />
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6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.<br />
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.<br />
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7. When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.<br />
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.<br />
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8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.<br />
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.<br />
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9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.<br />
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.<br />
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10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.<br />
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.<br />