Lynn Lievonen

<strong>Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout"</strong><br />
10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell."<br />
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!"<br />
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.<br />
7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.<br />
6. You have so much on your mind; you've forgotten how to pee.<br />
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.<br />
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.<br />
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.<br />
2. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.<br />
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now