The Top 10 Signs that you're WAY too busy:

10. Your trusty Day-Timer spontaneously combusted a week ago.

   9. Cleaning up the "dining area" means clearing the fast-food bags out of the passenger seat in your car.

   8. You use bathroom breaks to pay bills and get caught up with friends.

   7. You head for a beach vacation and realize three days later that you're still wearing your work ID badge.

   6. You stop using punctuation in your e-mails as a clever way to save time.

   5. You have a pet name for your in-box: The Beast.

   4. You refer to your desk as the flat filing cabinet.

   3. You think you see visions of religious icons in your screen saver.

   2. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.

   1. You think about how relaxing it would be to spend a few days in jail.